Sights That Should Never Be Seen

We had some friends over recently to sit around our fire pit in the back yard. It was one of those nights when everyone's kids were out doing whatever it is teenagers do to avoid hanging out with their parents, so it was just adults around the fire pit. It was a lovely evening, and after a while, Dair went in the house to get ready for bed. Usually she says she's getting ready for bed, but then she reappears frequently for the next couple of hours, no closer to turning in for the night. Well, I guess she was pooped this particular night, because she actually did change into her pj's. We learned this when the teenage sons of our guests dropped by and were greeted at the front door by Dair in nothing but a sports bra and Depends. I guess we'll be paying for the boys' psychotherapy in a few years!