Don't Vote For Me

Even though Dair has excellent hearing aids, she often has trouble hearing what is said to her, especially on the phone. We have encouraged her to just let the answering machine pick up when no one else is around to answer it, but she just can't stand to let a phone ring. So, she answers, and then yells to the person on the other end; frustrating for all involved. I have to admit that I do enjoy it when she talks to the telemarketers. The other night I couldn't get to the phone before she did, and I realized that it was someone working on behalf of the presidential campaign. I was doubled over with laughter as she carried on a long conversation with this poor campaign volunteer, telling him all about her personal life. Then she finally told him, "No, I don't want to be President."